Monday, August 12, 2013

The Anti-Blogfest to End all Blogfest's Blogfest

Announcing the "Anti-Blogfest Gary Fest" on August 12, a blog hop in honor of Mr. anti-blog hop himself, Gary at Klahanie.

Hosted by Mark “Madman” Koopmans, Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, “Life is Good” Tina, Rockin’ Robyn Engel and Morgan “The Morg” Shamy. 

To join the fest, sign up at one of the blogs linked above! The rules are *very* simple. 

Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join - and then add a descriptive sentence or two. That's it! 

 I would NEVER sign up for:

 1) The Erotic Better Homes and Zombie Blogfest. Where zombies learn to cook naked.

 2) The 24-Hour Bad SideDish Blogfest. Where Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brien save the world from an over-abundance of green jello.

 3) The Disney-Van Damme Blogfest. Where children learn animated ways to work through their problems using heavy artillery and high kicks.

 What are your Anti-Blogfest picks?

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  1. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 12, 2013 at 5:14 AM

    That first one is hilarious!!

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  2. Pat HattAugust 12, 2013 at 6:38 AM

    Yuck, the first would be a nasty sight. Second I would join, Bauer could take down those jello terrorists.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 12, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    Truth be told, saving the world from green jello IS heroic...Maybe I can sell 'em a jar of Comet? Wait. That has nothing whatsoever to do with jello, does it?

    Great anti-blogs!

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  4. Mina LoboAugust 12, 2013 at 7:33 AM

    OK, but - the jello really must be stopped! ;-)
    Some Dark Romantic

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  5. Bish DenhamAugust 12, 2013 at 7:35 AM

    Oh, that second one is giving me nightmare memories of... THE BLOB! EEEEK!

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  6. ManzanitaAugust 12, 2013 at 7:45 AM

    They are so clever. I especially love the 3rd. Haha
    I like the way you put your link in... wish I knew how to do that.

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  7. Mark MeansAugust 12, 2013 at 7:47 AM

    Those are some great ones and, no, any blogfest with Van Damme in the name would never see me sign up for :)

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  8. TinaAugust 12, 2013 at 7:59 AM

    Those were really good! Thanks for helping us celebrate Gary today!
    Tina @ Life is Good

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  9. MorganAugust 12, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    Jack and Chloe! LOVE!

    And holy... where on earth did you come up with number one? LOL! So random!

    (And so glad to be connected now, Liesel. Love your blog!)

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  10. Hart JohnsonAugust 12, 2013 at 8:28 AM

    HA! I totally want to sign up for that first one! Except I'm afraid. But what a hysterical idea!

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  11. L. Diane WolfeAugust 12, 2013 at 10:22 AM

    Bad side dish - there might be a couple of those growing in the back of my fridge.

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  12. Jeremy [Retro]August 12, 2013 at 10:26 AM

    I am sadly doing all of those in my daily routine...

    The Blog-fest that make me want to say "NO"...
    Jeremy H.

    New Look, New Name and Same Stuff...
    [Being-Retro]

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  13. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 12, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    I'd be a voyeur for that first one, for about 2 seconds. It does intrigue me though. I wonder if they'd learn to cook green jello naked. (?)

    Thanks for these fun and random contributions to our Garyfest.

    It's great to meet you.

    xoRobyn

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  14. BevimusAugust 12, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    There were brilliant, Liesel! I never would have thought of these connections. And thanks so much for connecting with me today!

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  15. Maurice MitchellAugust 12, 2013 at 12:59 PM

    That first blogfest would be messy, but funny. Maybe on Showtime.

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  16. Mark KoopmansAugust 12, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    Aloha Liesel,

    Thanks so much for participating in "GaryFest" and you have an awesome imagination :)

    LOVED #3... and can imagine Disney's attorney's running around screaming," Put the jackhammer down, little child, put it down." :)

    New follower - I'll be back (Austrian accent optional :)

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  17. ChanceletAugust 12, 2013 at 2:50 PM

    Number one is a keeper! number 3 just may work...

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  18. TrishaAugust 12, 2013 at 5:41 PM

    These are three classics! Love them :) The first one makes my nose wrinkle. I still don't get that whole zombie erotica thing, haha

    Thanks for stopping by my blog.

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  19. Agent 54August 12, 2013 at 6:44 PM

    1) Beauty Pageant Ice Hockey Players blog. Where miss congeniality discusses her league leading penalty minutes.

    2) Anthony Weiner photo contest blog. Anthony Weiner is funny.

    3) How to install helicoils blog. Where you learn how to turn special screw drivers. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  20. nrlymrtlAugust 12, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    Naked zombies would provide free anatomy lessons. Just saying.

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  21. Michelle WallaceAugust 13, 2013 at 1:15 AM

    A triple no-no to your batch of blogfest boo boos...
    Writer In Transit

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  22. klahanieAugust 13, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    Greetings Liesel,

    My tour has finally arrived at your fine site. Yay! Did I mention I hate blogfests? Anyway, thanks for being part of the irony that is the anti-blogfest:)

    Three mighty fine choices that would be non-choices. Of course, any blogfest, or blog hop, or alphabet challenge, is a no go as far as I'm concerned.

    I just had a visual of your first one.


    The "Groundblog Day" blogfest : Wouldn't it be great for a blogfest? This would be where we repeat the same paragraph, over and over again. Yes indeed, a paragraph that repeats over and over and over...If you get what I mean?

    Wouldn't it be great for a blogfest? This would be where we repeat the same paragraph, over and over again. Yes indeed, a paragraph that repeats over and over and over...If you get what I mean?

    Wouldn't it be great for a blogfest? This would be where we repeat the same paragraph, over and over again. Yes indeed, a paragraph that repeats over and over and over...If you get what I mean?

    Thanks for being part of the irony.

    Gary :)

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  23. Carrie ButlerAugust 15, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    Hah! The first one is all kinds of brilliant. :D

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