Here's a little humor to start off the day! HA! I just got a huge laugh out of it. I hope you do too. Perhaps I have never mentioned it here on this blog, but another hobby that I love is collecting fossils. I live in south Texas where they are readily available. And by that, I mean, you could go into the dirt in your backyard and probably find some!
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